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  • 1000 year old monk meditating on mount everest: yeah i have the storygod role
    Bokiki
    Bokiki
    spending thousands of dollars on equipment & climbing up mount everest, kicking corpses of dead middle-class asian climbers off of the trail, eventually reaching the summit to ask the storygod monk when the next event will be. he says check discord
    [syed watches somebody putt a ball into a hole]

    syed: congratulations, you win the game of golf.
    Five easy tips to help you lose weight FAST and keep it OFF
    Bokiki
    Bokiki
    - 2 Sausages of any sort (I used Mitchell's, but anything that's nice and spicy would do)
    - 30g Jarlsberg cheese (again, any cheese would probably do, but this poo poo has a nice bite to it)
    - Hot banana pepper rings - nuff said.
    - 140g of Sauerkraut - seriously, 140g of this stuff is 2g net carbs w/ 4g fibre. Amazing with the cheese melted into it.
    - Various quantities of chopped Red Onion.

    Fried all this up in tog
    im starting to think that this islamic cali phate is not part of the original story "canon"
    Hastur
    Hastur
    it was cut content due to the politcal "crybabies" as i like to call them complaining
    Bokiki
    Bokiki
    Fuck off.
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    event idea: 2 to 3 very ripe bananas, peeled (about 1 1/4 to 1 1/2 cups mashed)
    1/3 cup melted butter
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    Pinch of salt
    3/4 cup sugar (1/2 cup if you would like it less sweet, 1 cup if more sweet)
    1 large egg, beaten
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    1 1/2 cups of all-purpose flour
    Bokiki
    Bokiki
    had to subtitute 3/4 cup sugar for 3/4 cup splenda and this event went TERRIBLY
    joker interrogation room scene as hastur explains once more to the sol stice discord what a muslim is
    *smiling like mads mikkelsen as my Spanish cleaning lady degreases the stove* well you see, ba'athist islam is actually the result of the petro doller
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