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Alright. I've killed a big drunk guy with a giant sword, a general riding a horse with a massive spear and a lady that balances on invisible ropes while throwing knives at me. Not a problem, not at all... But a bull with a flaming log on his head. Fuck you stupid fucking bull fuck off i fucking hate you oh my god.
Finally beat the stupid chained ogre idiot guy. Walked through the door and a guy on the top of a wall started banging a pot with a stick. Moral of the story is that i died shortly after.
Broadcast:Beep boop beep robot sounds are broadcasted through the galaxy beep boop beep.
[ hitting a pre-war comms terminal until the outdated 1980s style DOS operating system loads post apocalypse inter net ] god i hope that solstice event starts soon
[It was finally over. They had done it. The brown man was gone, his followers with him. Solstice was safe, but there was... an emptiness. Some sort of void that no one had the brain capacity to explain. They remembered the words of their nameless leader in this moment.] "I'd rather have a dead server, than have a Muslim server." [He shook his head, a single tear rolling down his face. Truer words had never been spoke
Bokiki
Bokiki
haha..... yeahh
Raindrops
Raindrops
im glad i made methias cry
Bokiki
Bokiki
made his peeny cry
Event? [ tumbleweed lazily rolls past, energy long gone. ]

Is there an event? [ distant ambient dog barking like in the zone from stalker. ]

Hello? [ not even the wind replies. ]
Broadcast: Beep boop beep robot sounds are broadcasted through the galaxy beep boop beep.
Broadcast: Beep boop beep robot sounds are broadcasted through the galaxy beep boop beep.
in reagrds to the accusations of hylotl having fish-flavored milk, i would like to say, "no comment."